Disturbing announcement you don't want to hear from your captain « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture September 8, 2000 See More accidents airplanes Recommended Comments () Picture I hope you guys like having your flight delayed. Picture Look officer, I said "I'm sorry." What else do you want from me? Picture Just in case an airplane falls on your lawn? Picture If you see a deer on top of a bridge, don't drive under it. Picture Pickup line for the night - "want some captain in you?" Picture RULES FOR CUTTING YOUR OWN FIREWOOD: 1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall. 2. It helps to notch the tree away from the truck. 3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack. 4. Jus Comments ()