What you don't want to wake up to find from your Mom
You don't want to be able to hear his thoughts. They're very dark.
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
"I want to tickle your bellybutton... from the inside."
Scientists have finally done something useful - a photograph that will make your girlfriend want to give blow jobs. Just show her this picture - note the light text above the lion. Make sure you don't …
180 hours of work over 10 weeks, just to hear my girlfriend say..."Get away from her, you bitch!"