I am going to stay up all night liking this story, because I want a little fame. No one seems to know I exist. -Bob
Retro anti-surfing sign- from our friends at modernhumorist.com
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.