"This is a computer built inside an empty case for Bud Light."
They've figured out the most ideal positioning for the Annual Christmas Toboggan race.
For the man who has everything but a computer.
"Ever put an entire computer in the microwave? I was disappointed."
"The ideal getaway for your kids to play... with that sickly looking homeless man."
Hold on, I thought computer was the thing attached to the wheels on a Ford. What the hell is thing?