A WWII-era Dr. Seuss political cartoon. No, really.
Dr. Seuss, Thing 1 and Thing 2
Dr. Seuss was already passed out in a litter box at this point.
This book would of made my childhood so much more exciting. Thanks Dad, parasailing is for losers.
I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that this was published or that Dr. Seuss illustrated it...
I will eat them while you watch. I will eat them with some scotch.