And then Morgan Freeman attempted to "swan dive into the best night of his life" and shattered his femur. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture July 28, 2010 See More god Religion panels Celebrities morgan freeman old spice Recommended Comments () Picture Captain Morgan... Freeman??? Picture Captain Morgan Freeman Picture "This guy was so frustrated and wasted by the end of the night that he jumped through and shattered the back window of his best friends 4runner." Picture I'll never know why he picked that windmill to be his best man. Picture Other things God hates: Campers, N00bs, leaving his mom's basement. Picture His only weakness? Also kryptonite. Comments ()