"My roommate got this letter after he made his way to the RA's room on a drunken rampage."
I've asked a handwriting analyst to look at this letter. He confirmed that this kid is completely insane.
The perfect letter of recommendation really stands out from the rest of the crowd.
I'm so happy someone finally understands why I got all my teeth removed.
"... even while I'm writing you letters."
"Letter from our landlord after a year of partying at our house at 12th and D in Lincoln."