Would you have invested in Microsoft if you saw these guys?

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps