Should I vote for this guy? I don't think he should be even allowed in a phone book
Behold, the master of the old school Nokia cell phone games. May his glory endure forever, or until he finally gets a damn smartphone.
A dog owner should never have to hear: "being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
Ever since he got that skateboard, Chuck E. Cheese has been relatively extrema.
He figured it gave him an early listing in the phone book.
Don't turn around, we're just playing Hangman up here. E? Is there an E?