Picture BJs in Cumming. I guess that's funny. I mean, BJs are hilarious, and "cumming" just stands on its own... but together, is it really that amazing?
Picture "We liked our religious friend Mike so much we decided to wrap him up in tape and leave him on the floor while we watched porn that we brought in his room."
Picture He just discovered his ability to levitate basketballs. Everyone else discovered he's a wuss.
Picture "A friend of ours got really, really, drunk at our house so we told him he needed to go home. We offered to drive him but said he'd walk home by himself. Bad choice."