Picture "The sunroof has been broken on this car for months. The umbrella is attached to the E-brake with a string, rubber band, and Scooby Doo shoelace."
Picture "I drove through Hicksville USA today. While passing by a house I noticed the rear end of a truck was propped up over a lawn chair in a white trash yard. Is this person using old pieces of cars to block the sun rather than buying an umbrella at Wal-
Picture You deserve something that goes better with that fabulous umbrella! May I recommend skinny jeans?