Picture Hi, I'd like to return this bagel. I tried it like your ad suggested but the hole was just too big.
Picture My mom told me to pick you up. Just get in the car, I've got lots of leafy greens. You like leafy greens, don't you?
Picture Some days I just wake up and say "I wish I had been eaten by a giant poon." Well, every day. God damn you, Paul Houston.