i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Little Boy Knows the Score
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Why we should keep social security.
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$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.