Cool, until you learn that he also hasn't washed them for 40 years.
With pecs like that he can be as weird as he wants. Am I right, ladies?
You guys don't remember that part in the New Testament when they refer to Jesus as Bingo?
Bruce Wayne hates going to the gym, but Batman insists.
Creationists respectfully refer to the dinosaur as Eve.
Penis Inspection Day? Oh yeah, that was the week before How to Spot a Pedophile Day.