If you're worried about anything, be worried that you're a dude named Maryland.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis