A new key on the computer...

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive