There isn't even a picture of a unicorn on this missing notice right now. What're you on man?
"Interviewed by local affiliate Asian-America reporter Nao Mai Wang-Hertz"
Now that's what I call a double-fisted rejection.
In other news, large bearded men taste like stale cheetos.
The best part about this is how the reporter is pointing right at the guy
"Live long and prosper"-not Obama.