Picture "I'll have...umm three-quarters of a pound. No wait, make that a full pound. Actually, hmm, you know what, just give me the whole thing," said the sexually repressed housewife.
Picture You know, for when your dog is lounging on the couch and needs that free paw to handle the remote.
Picture If you don't like this tattoo you can just go Muppet up. And if you don't know what that means, you're a Muppidiot.