Just because pale vampires are "in" doesn't mean we want you coming out at night, weirdo.
Zombies are so going to be the next teen craze after vampires.
"Gay parents are not outside of Apple's marketing scope."
A warning to all you glittered up Edward Cullens out there. This is how vampires are supposed to look.
'Meow meow meow you are gay meow meow.'