Picture This was a good idea in theory. Then the night was coming to an end and it took 3 hours to get her clothes off.
Picture "KAY, lemme see how that turned out Mister Photo Man! No, no, ONE more. KAY! NO! I don't like that one either. LAST ONE. PWOMISE!"
Picture "My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"