A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
News article about some kid pulling an "American Pie"
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Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
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Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
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This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
