They would have gladly taken their settlement in braaaaaaaiiiiins.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith