I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.