Scientists have finally done something useful - a photograph that will make your girlfriend want to give blow jobs. Just show her this picture - note the light text above the lion. Make sure you don't …
You should probably just touch it once, to make sure.
It's okay to get pass out drunk, just make sure your friends are keeping pace.
It takes balls to break the rules.
Just make sure he sleeps on his side.
"I'm not real sure it just made me laugh."