No knives in the dorms

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.