Kid, don't listen if mommy tells you to "rub your ducky" for the camera.
Mother shant be keeping me on this formula milk much longer, shant you mother?
I almost got away with it too, if it weren't for you and your pesky camera.
Don't act like you don't want to flip that girl off too.
Ok ok you ungrateful lady. Let's just let the ticks win then. Excuse me for trying to help.
"I'm not dippin' into my Hello Kitty piggy bank for you, bitch. Getta job."