Picture "Drink up little girl. Drink up. Mommy loves you oh so much. Shhh, shhh little girl. Go to sleep."
Picture "I went to a bad Christmas sweater party, and I didnt have a bad sweater so I had to improvise." Just so you know, that's a bad sweater.
Picture "Now he has to use a fake ID instead of his real one because no one believes that his real is actually him."