Why is it that the best ones are locked or low signal?

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet