Picture I swear the whammy bar has always worked before, this is the first time it's ever malfunctioned.
Picture He didn't lift that up and there's definitely no wind. That's because this is the new Hollister "Breezy Day" skirt. It's just always like that.
Picture "My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"