Picture Once Willy's got his eye on someone, it's not so much a matter of HOW he'll get with her. To him it's all about WHEN he wants to do it.
Picture Wait, before we get him out let's print something hilarious on his back! (don't worry, he lived)
Picture "We did this to our roommate's door when he went home for spring break. The best part was that his mom helped him carry stuff up to his room when he got back."
Picture "My buddy went out of town and we thought it would be funny to take sexual pictures with his girlfriend in his bed. He got a the pictures taped to his truck a week after he got back."