Picture "Ben lost a bet to someone else on our floor, so he had to get a real homemade tattoo on his ass! I bet you can guess who he lost the bet to." What was the bet?
Picture "My buddy lost a bet with his girlfriend, she waxed his chest, and this is the resulting staph infection."
Picture True father-son bonding - "Driving back to Vegas from the Hoover Dam with my dad and we saw this sign at a hotel in the middle of nowhere. He told me to take the pic before I could tell him to pull over."
Picture I was driving behind this guy the other day and I was like "I wonder how many balls that guy has?"