If there was a plaque dedicating this to the quad it'd read: The Big Veiny Triumphant Bastard.
Race you to the tip!
"It actually ejaculates little kids." Don't they all, kinda?
"The plywood pool of a few days ago has nothing onf the redneckness of the hay bale pool, CSU AGR"
What? We apologized already.
Buckle up your Fleshlight?