Make up your mind already!

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109