Way to show restraint by not adding a vagina.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness