"If you want to be good, you have to throw a team practice."

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3