Don't worry, his other hobby is being the Kool-Aid Man.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321