If you smell what The Rock is cookin

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts