"Well, you see, officer, I was trying to build my own monorail." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture September 20, 2010 Recommended Comments () Picture Bad ice storms don't bode well for those parked in a sloped parking lot. Picture Laugh all you want; my car doubles as a submarine. Picture I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't build totem poles. Picture "I'm sorry officer, I didn't see a WHITE car fleeing the scene of that convenience store burglary and double homicide. But thanks for asking." Picture Irony: Talking on your cell phone while driving straight into a telephone pole wire. Picture What happens when you try and drive a 6500 lb hummer on a very thin sheet of ice? The results may not surprise you. Comments ()