He left out the part where his wife found him and the motorcycle in bed together. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Gerald Shadwick on October 20, 2010 See More ads motorcycles Relationships marriages for sale More By Gerald Shadwick View Profile Funny Sale Ad Recommended Comments () Picture And he wonders why his wife never rides with him. Picture Bob Watches His Wife Shower Picture "This guy got wasted, came back to the apartment, got tea bagged and smiled during it, and burned noodles and grilled cheese. He passed out and left a hot girl in his bed - she wrote all of that on him." Picture His estranged girlfriend from elementary school left a super weird message. Just keep jabbing him in the back 'til the comments drop down. Picture This sale is perfect for the guy who plans on killing his wife for her family's money and loves savings. Picture He's going to run out of gas before that motorcycle does. Comments ()