Picture "I'll do it. Just as long as you spend Easter with my family and tell my parents you're my girlfriend."
Picture "After smoking, one of my eyes was itching so I used Visine." Can you tell which eye got the Visine?
Picture I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.