Just wait for the sequel. Crabs: The College Years

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal