His middle name: tryumfant

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

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