Mmmm.... Gator Biles
Appetizing menu item -- nothing like lapping up some gator bile. Yum.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.