"I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Jack Kellerman on October 5, 2010 See More sexist Fortune Cookies kitchen Language bedrooms translation Recommended Comments () Picture This was my surprise when I came home from work the other day. With love from Canada... Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: But then how will I truly learn it? Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: "You know, maybe I will." Picture I love it when my food talks dirty to me. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm trying to figure out if there's any kind of double entendre going on here. I don't think there is. Picture Fortune cookies are the Chinese equivalent of comic strips. Comments ()
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