Picture "This guy calls himself "apostle rob". He goes to the church of the holy ghost or some shit where every other member is black and they speak in tongues. he's the weirdest/creepiest guy I know."
Picture Really couldn't change her caption. "Just a lazy day at the beach when my friend took the picture. I pretty much got raped by the sun that day."
Picture "An old guy hit her parked car, which hit my parked car, which hit my boyfriends car... all while in front of an insurance building."