Google is Broken

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal