Well, that's a new one.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3