Correction of Correlation

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve