Funny horse name

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109