There's a shark in our toilet
My friends woke up and went to the bathroom only to find a shark obstructing access to their toilet. As the day went on, more sharks were discovered in showers, toilets, etc. No culprit has come forward... yet.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.